ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk
You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.
So fuckin adorable
I don’t like to talk about it. 😱
AND THIS IS MY REACTION
TO EVERYTHING I FEAR
[SMASHES HAND ON THE TABLE]
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
That joke though